What's a squishie?
Soft. Slow-rising. Smells faintly of vanilla. Shaped like a dumpling for reasons nobody has questioned.
Runtime: 8 seconds. Squish quality: extremely high.
Best watched with the volume up.
The Squish-o-Meter
Press the dumpling. Keep pressing it. Nobody will stop you.
0 squishes
go on
Who's opening them?
Mia. She said this website existed, so now it does. That's how the internet works.
When's the next one?
Whenever the next squishie shows up. Check back. Bring snacks.